快 乐 的 磁 铁 ( 转 贴 )

快 乐 的 磁 铁 ( 转 贴 )

多心的人总东想西想胡思乱想，

结果很容易困在一团思绪的乱麻中，动弹不得。

有时候，与其多心，不如少根筋。

你是一块磁铁，相不相信？

其实你真的是一块磁铁。

当你身心愉悦、喜欢自己、对这个世界充满善意，

美好的东西就自然地被你所吸引。

相反的，当你悲观、郁闷、觉得什么都不对劲，

负面的一切也就相继来报到了。

因为你是一块磁铁，吸引的都是你相信的东西，

所以「快乐的你」就吸引让你快乐的人、事、境，

「烦忧的你」则吸引让你烦忧的人、事、境。

你今天心情好吗？

你不说话，但眼底的神色已回答了一切。

那么，就别让自己继续躲在心事重重的甲壳里吧！

「烦恼」这种烦人的东西是想出来的啊！

若是不想就不存在，你没听过这句话吗？

去喝一杯咖啡，买一件衣服，剪一种新发型。

去吃一筒冰淇淋，走一条街，看一场电影。

去看一个老朋友，聊一回往事，数一晚星星。

让自已好过的方法很多，而且善待自己是道德的。

除非，你坚持

躲在潮湿的甲壳里更快乐。

你今天心情好吗？

希望你也是一块快乐的磁铁。

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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect... It means that you have to look beyond the imperfections

Mr Bean...

"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect... It means that you have to look beyond the imperfections"

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR:

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Shop Assistant: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it okay?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't se! e any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean: (Crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes)

Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: What now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too... I got stucked on the escalator for 3hrs.


9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful... is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure

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那最初的心还在吗?

有个老魔鬼看到人间的生活过得太幸福了，他说：「我们要去扰乱一下，要不然魔鬼就不存在了。」

他先派了一个小魔鬼去扰乱一个农夫。因为他看到那农夫每天辛勤地工作，可是所得却少得可怜，但他还是那么快乐，非常知足。

小魔鬼就开始想，要怎样才能把农夫变坏呢？他就把农夫的田地变得很硬，让农夫知难而退。 那农夫敲半天，做得好辛苦，但他只是休息一下，还是继续敲，没有一点抱怨。小魔鬼看到计策失败，只好摸摸鼻子回去了。

老魔鬼又派了第二个去。第二个小魔鬼想，既然让他更加辛苦也没有用，那就拿走他所拥有的东西吧！那小魔鬼就把他午餐的面包跟水偷走，他想，农夫做得那么辛苦，又累又饿，却连面包跟水都不见了，这下子他一定会暴跳如雷！

农夫又渴又饿地到树下休息，想不到面包跟水都不见了！「不晓得是哪个可怜的人比我更需要那块面包跟水？ 如果这些东西就能让他得温饱的话，那就好了。」又失败了，小魔鬼又弃甲而逃。

老魔鬼觉得奇怪，难道没有任何办法能使这农夫变坏？就在这时第三个小魔鬼出来了。 他对老魔鬼讲：「我有办法，一定能把他变坏。」

小魔鬼先去跟农夫做朋友，农夫很高兴地和他作了朋友。因为魔鬼有预知的能力，他就告诉农夫，明年会有干旱，教农夫把稻种在湿地上，农夫便照做。结果第二年别人没有收成，只有农夫的收成满坑满谷，他就因此而富裕起来了。

小魔鬼又每年都对农夫说当年适合种什么，三年下来，这农夫就变得非常富有。他又教农夫把米拿去酿酒贩卖，赚取更多的钱。慢慢地，农夫开始不工作了，靠着经济贩卖的方式，就能获得大量金钱。

有 一天，老魔鬼来了，小魔鬼就告诉老魔鬼说：「您看！我现在要展现我的成果。这农夫现在已经有猪的血液了。」只见农夫办了个晚宴，所有富有的人都来参加；喝 最好的酒，吃最精美的餐点，还有好多的仆人侍候。他们非常浪费地吃喝，衣裳零乱，醉得不省人事，开始变得像猪一样痴肥愚蠢。 「您还会看到他身上有着狼的血液。」小魔鬼又说。

这时，一个仆人端着葡萄酒出来，不小心跌了一跤。 农夫就开始骂他：「你做事这么不小心！」「唉！主人，我们到现在都没有吃饭，饿得浑身无力。」「事情没有做完，你们怎么可以吃饭！」

老魔鬼见了，高兴地对小魔鬼说：「唉！你太了不起！你是怎么办到的？」 小魔鬼说：「我只不过是让他拥有比他需要的更多而已，这样就可以引发他人性中的贪婪。」

心若改变，你的态度跟着改变；

态度改变，你的习惯跟着改变；

习惯改变，你的性格跟着改变；

性格改变，你的人生跟着改变。

这篇文章分享给每一个在为梦想努力奋斗的你，提醒我们在努力追求梦想的同时， 千万不要忘了最初的本心。

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Anger and Love have no limits

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life.....

Things are to be used and people are to be loved But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved...let this year be careful to keep this thought in mind:

Things are to be used, but People are to be loved ...

Be yourself....This is the only day we HAVE.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

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