Accountant Love Poem

I will CREDIT you my love,
If you will DEBIT me your love.


I’ll record our romance in a JOURNAL,
And POST it to the LEDGER of my heart.


I’ll keep an ACCOUNT of our love,
Based on DOUBLE-ENTRY.


This way you’ll know the BALANCE c/d ,
And the AMOUNT of love I have for you.


Our courtship is carried out on WORKSHEET,
ADJUSTING ENTRIES are necessary, to make our love steady.


TRIAL BALANCE shows, we are meant for each other,
Because the TOTAL of our love, Is one and the same.


CLOSING ENTRIES are made, When down the aisle we take,
PROFIT & LOSS statement, tells what has happened.


Let’s see our BALANCE SHEET,
What are our ASSETS & LIABILITIES??
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看父母就是看自己的未来

令人反省的一段文章...........

看父母就是看自己的未来

如果你在一个平凡的家庭长大

如果你的父母还健在

不管你有没有和他们同住

如果有一天，你发现妈妈的厨房不再像以前那么干净

如果有一天，你发现家中的碗筷好像没洗干净

如果有一天，你发现母亲的锅子不再雪亮

如果有一天，你发现父亲的花草树木已渐荒废

如果有一天，你发现家中的地板衣柜经常沾满灰尘

如果有一天，你发现 母亲煮的菜太咸太难吃

如果有一天，你发现父母经常忘记關瓦斯

如果有一天，你发现老父老母的一些习惯不再是习惯时，就像他们不再想要天天洗澡时

如果有一天，你发现父母不再爱吃青脆的蔬果

如果有一天，你发现父母爱吃煮得烂烂的菜

如果有一天，你发现父母喜欢吃稀饭

如果有一天，你发现他们过马路行动反应都慢了

如果有一天，你发现在吃饭时间他们老是咳个不停

千万别误以为他们感冒或着凉，( 那是吞嚥神经老化的现象)

如果有一天，你发觉他们不再爱出门 …

如果有这么一天

我要告诉你，你要警觉父母真的已经老了

器官已经退化到需要别人照料了

如果你不能照料，请你替他们找人照料

并请你请你千万千万要常常探望

不要让他们觉得被遗弃了

每个人都会老

父母比我们先老

我们要用角色互换的心情去照料他

才会有耐心、才不会有怨言

当父母不能料理自己的时候，为人子女要警觉，

他们可能会大小便失禁、可能会很多事都做不好，

如果房间有异味，可能他们自己也闻不到，

请不要嫌他脏或嫌他臭，为人子女的只能帮他清理，

并请维持他们的『自尊心』。

当他们不再爱洗澡时，

请抽空定期帮他们洗身体，

因为纵使他们自己洗也可能洗不干净。

当我们在享受食物的时候，

请替他们准备一份大小适当、容易咀嚼的一 小碗，

因为他们不爱吃可能是牙齿咬不动了。

从我们出生开始，

喂奶换尿布、生病的不眠不休照料、

教我们生活基本能力、供给读书、吃喝玩乐和补习，

关心和行动永远都不停歇。

如果有一天，

他们真的动不了了，

角色互换不也是应该的吗？

为人子女者要切记，

看父母就是看自己的未来，

孝顺要及时。

如果有一天，

你像他们一样老时，你希望怎么过？

现在的你，

是在当单身寄生虫、还是已婚双料或多料寄生虫？

你留意过自己的父母吗？

树欲静而风不止、子欲养而亲不在

您的父母还有多少时间等您?

PS:如果你 (妳) 也认同这些话 ,赶紧把这封信转寄给别人吧 ?

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Installing Husband...

Installing Husband...

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

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DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0is an

operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband

1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

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自己的温度

一年四季有春夏秋冬之分，生活也有喜怒哀乐之分，每个人每天都会有一些小插曲发生，不同的心情，不同的体会，都会有属于代表自己的温度，开朗的人是热的，安静的人是冷的，开心的人是温的，沉默的人是冰的，今天的你代表什么温度呢？

环境或许不能改变，但心情却是可以随著思考而改变，不要吝惜给身边的人一个微笑吧! :-)

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