Change Your Thinking

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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pa ss the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.

Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'


Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that mo ney can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'

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买东西，为什么不说买南北

南宋理学大家朱熹

在未出仕前，家乡有叫盛温和的好友，此人亦是博学多才的人，一天两人相遇于巷子内，盛手中拿着一个竹篮子，朱熹问他：「你去那里？」

盛回答说：「我要去买点东西。」

朱熹是以穷理致知研究学问的人，他听盛的话，很好奇，随即问道：「你说买东西， 为什么不说买南北呢？」

盛温和反问朱熹：「你知什么是五行吗？」

朱熹答：「我当然知道，不就是金、木、水、火、土吗？」

盛说：「不错，你知道了就好办，现在我说给

你听，东方属木，西方属金，南方属火，北方属水，中间属土。我的篮子是竹做的，盛火会烧掉，装水会漏光，只能装木和金，更不会盛土，所以叫买东西，不说买南北呀。」

朱熹听后唉了一声说：「原来是这样！」

原来买东西这个名词还有这样一个典故，未收到这篇故事前，还真是搞不懂，买东西的由来，为何会说买东西而不说买南北，看了这篇故事后才知道原来还有这样一段插曲呢，古人的智慧真是蕴藏在我们的生活的点点滴滴中。

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Lawyers... Oh Lawyers

A man went to his
lawyer and told him "My neighbor owes me $500.00 and he
doesn't want to pay up. What should I do???


"Do you have any proof ?", asked the
lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.


"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the
$1,000.00 he owed you," said the lawyer.

"But it's only $500.00!", replied the
man.


"Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will
have the proof we need," said the
lawyer.



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The professor of a contract law class asked one of his
better students, "If you were to give someone an
orange, how would you go about it?".


The student replied, "Here's an
orange."

The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a
lawyer!"


The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him.....
I hereby give and convey to you all and
singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title,
claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with
all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and
advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and
otherwise eat, the same, or give

the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and
seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any
deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind
whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding.


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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the
counter.

Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to
a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a
lawyer.


Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour
and
said.....
Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would
you be liable for the cost of the meat???


The lawyer replied..... Of course, how much was the
roast??? "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail
for $7.98.


Attached to it was an invoice that read:-

Legal Consultation Service..... $150.00



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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's
footsteps so he went to law school. He graduated with an
honours and then went home to join his father's
firm.


At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his
father's office, and said.....


Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that
you've been working on for ten years!!!

His father responded..... You idiot, we lived on the
funding of that case for ten years!!!


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Have a great day!
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爱的感觉

爱的感觉，总是在一开始觉得很甜蜜， 总觉得多一个人陪、多一个人帮你分担， 你终於不再孤单了，至少有一个人想著你、恋著你， 不论做什么事情， 只要能一起，就是好的， 但是慢慢的，随著彼此的认识愈深， 你开始发现了对方的缺点， 於是问题一个接著一个发生， 你开始烦、累，甚至想要逃避，

有人说爱情就像在捡石头， 总想捡到一个适合自己的， 但是你又如何知道什么时候能够捡到呢？

*她适合你，那你又适合她吗? 其实，爱情就像磨石子一样， 或许刚捡到的时候，你不是那么的满意， 但是记住人是有弹性的， 很多事情是可以改变的， 只要你有心、有勇气， 与其到处去捡未知的石头， 还不如好好的将自己已经拥有的石头磨亮磨，你开始磨了吗？

很多人以为是因为感情淡了， 所以人才会变得懒惰。 错！ 其实是人先被惰性征服， 所以感情才会变淡的。 *在某个聚餐的场合, 有人提议多吃点虾子对身体好， 这时候有个中年男人忽然说「十年前，当我老婆 还是我的女朋友的时候，她说要吃十只虾，我就剥二十只给她！ 现在，如果她要我帮她剥虾壳，开玩笑！我 连帮她脱衣服都没兴趣了，还剥虾壳咧！

*听到了吗？明白了吗？ 难怪越来越多人只想要谈一辈子的恋爱，却迟迟不肯走入婚姻。 因为，婚姻容易让人变得懒惰。 如果每个人都 懒得讲话、 懒得倾听、 懒得制造惊喜、 懒得温柔体贴， 那么夫妻或是情人之间， 又怎么会不渐行渐远渐无声呢？ 所以请记住： 有活力的爱情， 是需要适度殷勤灌溉的， 谈恋爱，更是不可以偷懒的喔！

*有一对情侣，相约下班後去用餐、逛街，可是女孩因为公司会议而延误了， 当她冒著雨赶到的时候已经迟 到了30多分钟， 他的男朋友很不高兴的说： 你每次都这样，现在我甚么心情也没了， 我以後再也不会等 你了！ 刹那间，女孩终於决堤崩溃了， 她心里在想：或许，他们再也没有未来了

*同样的在同一个地点，另一对情侣也面临同样的处境； 女孩赶到的时候也迟到了半个钟头，他的男朋友 说：我想你一定忙坏了吧！ 接著他为女孩拭去脸上的雨水，并且脱去外套盖在女孩身上， 此刻，女孩流泪 了, 但是流过她脸颊的泪却是温馨的。 你体会到了吗？ *其实爱、恨往往只是在我们的一念之间！ 爱不仅要懂得宽容更要及时， 很多事可能只是在於你心境的转变罢了！ 懂了吗？ 当有个人爱上你，而你也觉得他不错。 那并不代表你会选择他。

*我们总说：我要找一个你很爱很爱的人，才会谈恋爱。 但是当对方问你，怎样才算是很爱很爱的时候， 你可能无法回答他，因为你自己也不知道。

*没错，我们总是以为，我们会找到一个自己很爱很爱的人。 可是後来，当我们猛然回首，我们才会发觉自己曾经多么天真。 假如从来没有开始，你怎么知道自己会不会很爱很爱那个人呢？ 其实，很爱很爱的感觉，是要在一起经历了许多事情之後才会发现的。 或许每个人都希望能够找到自己心目中百分之百的伴侣， 但是你有没有想过在你身边会不会早已经有人默默对你付出很久了，只是你没发觉而已呢？ 所以，还是仔细看看身边的人吧！ 他或许已经等你很久喽！

*当你爱一个人的时候，爱到八分绝对刚刚好。 所有的期待和希望都只有七八分；剩下两三分用来爱自己。 如果你还继续爱得更多，很可能会给对方沉重的压力，让彼此喘不过气来， 完全丧失了爱情的乐趣。

*所以请记住， 喝酒不要超过六分醉， 吃饭不要超过七分饱， 爱一个人不要超过八分

*那天朋友问我：到底该怎么做才算是爱一个人呢？ 我笑著跟他说：其实每个人的爱情观都不一样，说对了叫开导，但就怕说错反倒变成误导。那就糟糕了！

*如果你也正在为爱迷惘，或许下面这段话可以给你一些启示： 爱一个人，要了解，也要开解； 要道歉，也要道谢； 要认错，也要改错； 要体贴，也要体谅； 是接受，而不是忍受； 是宽容，而不是纵容； 是支持，而不是支配； 是慰问，而不是质问； 是倾诉，而不是控诉； 是难忘，而不是遗忘； 是彼此交流，而不是凡事交代； 是为对方默默祈求， 而不是向对方诸多要求； 可以浪漫，但不要浪费； 可以随时牵手，但不要随便分手。 这封信打动了我，因为它说：'收到了这封信，是因为有人在默默的祝福你，因为你也爱你身边的一些人'。带 着爱的，一切将如愿以偿

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THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM 有些事并不象它看上去那样

Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guestroom. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, 'Things aren't always what they seem.'

两个旅行中的天使到一个富有的家庭借宿。这家人对他们并不友好，并且拒绝让他们在舒适的客人卧室过夜，而是在冰冷的地下室给他们找了一个角落。当他们铺床时，较老的天使发现墙上有一个洞，就顺手把它修补好了。年轻的天使问为什么，老天使答到：'有些事并不象它看上去那样。'

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field? The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

第二晚，两人又到了一个非常贫穷的农家借宿。主人夫妇俩对他们非常热情，把仅有的一点点食物拿出来款待客人，然后又让出自己的床铺给两个天使。第二天一早，两个天使发现农夫和他的妻子在哭泣--他们唯一的生活来源，一头奶牛死了。年轻的天使非常愤怒，他质问老天使为什么会这样，第一个家庭什么都有，老天使还帮助他们修补墙洞，第二个家庭尽管如此贫穷还是热情款待客人，而老天使却没有阻止奶牛的死亡。

'Things aren't always what they seem,' the older angel replied. 'When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it.'

'有些事并不象它看上去那样。'老天使答道，'当我们在地下室过夜时，我从墙洞看到墙里面堆满了金块。因为主人被贪欲所迷惑，不愿意分享他的财富，所以我把墙洞填上了。

'Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem.'

'昨天晚上，死亡之神来召唤农夫的妻子，我让奶牛代替了她。所以有些事并不象它看上去那样。'

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later....

有些时候事情的表面并不是它实际应该的样子。如果你有信念，你只需要坚信付出总会得到回报。你可能不会发现，直到后来……

Some people come into our lives and quickly go…

有些人走进我们的生活然后很快就离开了…

Some people become friends and stay awhile....

leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts.....

有些人成为朋友并稍作停留… 在我们的心里留下美丽的足印。

and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!!

因为有了一个好朋友，我们会变得跟从前不一样！！

Yesterday is history. 昨天是历史。

Tomorrow a mystery. 明天是一个谜。

Today is a gift. 今天是一个礼物。

That's why it's called the present!

因此它才被称为present! (present同时具有当前、目前和礼物的意思)

I think this life is special...live and savour every moment....

This is not a dress rehearsal!

我想此生很特别，

活着享受每一刻，

这可不是一项彩排！

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每个人一生中都要信两种教 ， 你 知道是什么教吗 ....?

每个人一生中都要信两种教 ，

你 知道是什么教吗 ....? 当然不是睡觉 .....^.^

是 不计较 与 不比较 .....

人活着都会有许多的欲望，欲望多了，渐渐会欲求不满，

到最后就演变成为了满足自己的欲望而去伤害别人 ...

如果我们凡事不与人计较，便不会有口角，也不会勾心斗角，

如果我们凡事不与人比较，便不会有欲望，也不会欲求不满，

因此我们做人要谦虚，要知足，更要惜福 ....

我们要把自己缩小，不断的缩小自己，小到能将自己放入别人眼中，

因为眼里是容不下一颗沙子的，倘若能将自己缩小到放入别人眼中，

让别人都能接纳你，这样才是真的会做人，

世界这么大，每个人都有他的过人之处，

如果我们不懂得缩小自己，只是一味的觉得自己比别人厉害，

这样永远都不会成功，永远都不会满足，也永远都不会快乐 ....

因为一山比一山高，所以不要去和人家比较，

这不是要你因此不求上进喔 ..... ，是要你懂得谦虚 ..

而是要你将心放大，

去包容每一个人，从家人，朋友，甚至陌生人 ...

也许我解释得不是很好，但我体会很深 ...

如果每个人都能有所体悟，都能放宽心，相信都会过得很快乐 .....

because.......... 知足常乐！

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The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem, Almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class

And had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again
If the jar was full... They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand

And poured it into the jar.. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
With an unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced Two cups of coffee from under the table
And poured the entire contents Into the jar, effectively
Filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, As the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life..
The golf balls are the important things - God, family,
children, health, friends, and favorite passions –

Things that if everything else was lost

And only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter Like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --
The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,
'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life..

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are
Important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things That are critical to your happiness.
Playwith your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time
To clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand
And inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

Please share this with other "Golf Balls"

I just did......
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黑糖薑茶 Brown sugar + Ginger Tea

黑糖薑茶 (女人一定要看，男人就寄給你的女性朋友吧！)
小時候，著了涼，一流鼻涕，母親就連忙用老薑加黑糖煮成薑湯給我喝。甜甜辣辣的，趁熱大口大口喝下去，再蓋著被子發一場汗，感冒便不藥而癒！我因生產多又密集，一年一個，有一年還生了一對雙包胎，把身體弄壞了。平常經常頭昏眼花，而每個月好朋友來了，頭痛、肚子痛，量又多一拖就是十天半個月。看了許多中西名醫，均束手無策。病看不好，花錢受罪，一氣之下，乾脆不理他了。 後來祖母教我在月經來時，不妨用黑糖和老薑煮水喝喝看，她特別強調多喝無害，黑糖能活血，薑是熱性的食物，在故鄉，婦女做月子都要吃些黑糖。老奶奶的話姑且聽之，月經來時，就猛喝黑糖和老薑煮的薑茶，想不到，小腹慢慢不痛了。好朋友量也少了，當然頭痛也消失了，比吃藥還有效呢！黑糖和老薑不但能治病，在寒冷的冬天喝上一碗，渾身冒汗、舒暢無比，這種偏方花錢少，又無副作用，何妨試試！ ※ 黑糖紅豆湯 女性的好朋友黑糖能活血，紅豆能補血，故婦女月經來時或前後吃一些黑糖紅豆湯，會讓經期更順及減少疼痛，比使用藥物控制效果好。這種偏方花錢少又無副作用，不妨試試！
Brown sugar + Ginger Tea
When I was young, I was easily to get cold & running nose. My mother will cook old ginger & brown sugar tea for me to drink. It tasted sweet & a little bit spicy. After drinking this tea and cover with a blanket it made me sweat and cure my cold & running nose. Every year I born a baby and even there was one year I born a twin. Due to too frequent on delivered baby, my health was badly affected. I always feel dizziness. Every month during my menstrual, I feel headache, stomachache and my menses volume was large and the period was long from 10days to 2 weeks. I seek for Western doctor & Chinese Physician’s advices but it does not help so I tend to give up & let it be. After that I grandmother ask me to try for old ginger & brown sugar tea. She emphasize that its harmless if drink more because brown sugar help blood circulation and old ginger will warm up our body.. Traditionally confinement lady should drink a little bit of brown sugar water. I take my grandmother’s words and during my menstrual period I drink a lot of old ginger & brown sugar tea. Out of my expectation, my stomachache was reduces, my menses volume & headache also reduces, it was more effective than taking medicine. Ginger & brown sugar tea also can be drinks during cold winter which help to kept us sweat & warm. It was cheap & does not have any side effect. Why not try it. ** For ladies, during your menstrual period you can try for Brown Sugar Red bean soup, brown sugar help for blood circulation and red bean recover for your blood loss. Drinks this brown sugar red bean soup during & after your menstrual period it help to smooth your period & reduce pain. This is better than taking medicine as it does not have any side effect and was cheap.

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今天离婚，你得抱我出门 ... (nice story)

妻说，是你将我抱进家门的，要离婚了，你再将我抱出这个家门吧。

与妻结婚的时候，我是将她抱过来的。那时我们住的是那种一家一户的平房，婚车在门前停下来的时候，一伙朋友撺纵着我，将她从车上抱下来，于是，在一片叫好声中，我抱起了她一直走到典礼的地方。那时的妻是丰盈而成熟的娇羞女孩，我是健壮快乐的新婚男人。

这是十年前的一幕。

以 后的日子就像是流水一样过去，要孩子，下海，经商，婚姻中的熟视无睹渐渐出现在我们之间。钱一点点地往上涨，但感情却一点点地平下去，妻在一家行政机构做 公务员，每天我们同时上班，也几乎同时下班，孩子在寄宿学校上学。在别人看来，生活似乎是无懈可击的幸福。但越是这种平静的幸福，便越容易有突然变化的机 率。

我有了她。当生活像水一样乏味而又无处不在，哪怕一种再简单的饮料，也会让人觉得是一种真正的享受。她就是露儿。

天气很好，我站在宽大的露台上，露儿伸了双臂，将我从后面紧紧抱住。我的心再一次被她感情包围，几乎让我无法呼吸。这是我为露儿买的房子。

　

露儿对我说，像你这样的男人，是最吸引女孩子的眼球的。我忽然想起了妻，刚刚结婚的时候，她似乎说过一句，像你这样的男人，一旦成功之后，是最吸引女孩子的眼球的。想起妻的聪明，心里微微地打上了一个结，我清楚地意识到，自己对不起她。但却欲罢不能。

我推开露儿的手，说你自己看着买些家具吧，公司今天还有事。露儿分明地不高兴起来，毕竟，今天说好了要带她去买家具的。关于离婚的那个可能，已经在我的心里愈来愈大起来，原本觉得是不太可能的事情，竟然渐渐地能在心里想像成可能。

只 是，我不知道如何对妻子开口，因为我知道，开口了之后必然要伤害她的。妻没有对不起我的地方，她依旧忙忙碌碌地在厨房里准备晚上的饭菜，我依旧打开电视， 坐在那里，看新闻，饭菜很快上桌，吃饭，然后两个人在一起看电视，或是一个人坐在电脑前发会儿呆。想像露儿的身体，成了我自娱的方式。试着对妻说，如果我 们离婚，你说会怎样？妻白了我一眼，没有说话，似乎这种生活离她很远。我无法想象，一旦我说出口时，妻的表现和想法。

妻去公司找我时，露儿刚从我办公室里出来。公司里的人的眼光是藏不住事情的，在几乎所有人都以同情的目光和那种掩饰的语言说话的时候，妻终于感觉出了什么。她依旧对着我的所有下属以自己的身份微笑着，但我却在她来不及躲闪的一瞬间，从她的眼神中读出了一种伤害。

露 儿再次对我说，离婚吧何宁，我们在一起。我点头，心里已经将这个念头扩到非说不可的地步了。妻端上最后一盘菜时，我按住了她的手。说我有件事要告诉你。妻 坐下来，静静地吃着饭，我想起了她眼神中的那种伤害，此刻分明地再一次显出来。突然间觉得自己有些不忍，但事到如今，却只能说下去。咱们离婚吧，我平静地 说着不平静的事。妻没有表现出那种很特别的情绪，淡淡地问我为什么。我笑，说：不，我不是开玩笑，是真的离婚。妻的态度骤然变化起来，她恨恨地摔了筷子， 对我大声说，你不是人！

夜裡，我们谁也没理谁，妻在小声地哭，我知道她是想知道为什么。但我却给不了她答案，因为我已经在露儿给我的感觉里无法自拔。我起草了协议给妻看，里面写明了将房子，车子，还有公司的30股权分给她。写这些东西时，心里是一直怀了对妻的歉疚的，妻愤愤地接过，撕成碎片儿，不再理我。我感觉自己的心竟然隐隐地有些疼起来，毕竟是一起生活了十年的爱人，所有的温柔都将在未来化去，就这样的慢慢的过去，到了第二天．

陪 客户喝酒，半醉的我回到家中时，妻正伏在那里写着什么。我躺在床上睡去，醒来的时候，发现妻依旧坐在那里。我翻个身，再沉沉地睡去。终于闹到了非离不可的 地步，妻却对我声明，她什么也不要我的，只是在离婚之前，要我答应她一个条件。妻的条件简单，便是再给她一个月的时间，因为再过一个月，孩子就过完暑假 了，她不想让孩子看到父母分开的场面，而且，在这一个月里还要像以前那样生活。

我 接过妻写的协议，她问我，何宁，你还记得我是怎么嫁过来的吗？蓦地，关于新婚的那些记忆涌上来，我点头，说记得。妻说，是你将我抱进来的，但是我还有个条 件，就是要离婚了，你再将我抱出这个家门吧。这一来一去，都是你做主好了，只是，我要求这一个月，每天上班，你都要将我抱出去，从卧室，到大门。

我笑，说：好。我想妻是在以这种形式来告别自己的婚姻，或是还有对过去眷恋的缘故。我将妻的要求告诉了露儿，露儿笑得有些轻佻，说再怎么还是离婚，搞这么多花样做什么。她似乎对妻很不屑，这或多或少让我心里不太舒服。

一个月为限，第一天，我们的动作都很呆板。因为一旦说明之后，我们已经有很久没有这么亲密接触过了，甚至连例行的每周两次的****时 间也取消了，每天都像路人一样。儿子从身后拍着小手说，爸爸搂妈妈了，爸爸搂妈妈了，叫得我有些心酸。从卧室经客厅，出房门，到大门，十几米的路程，妻在 我的怀抱里，轻轻地闭着眼睛，对我说，我们就从今天开始吧，别让孩子知道。我点头，刚刚落下去的心酸再一次地浮上来。我将妻放在大门外，她去等公交，我去 开车上班。

第二天，我和妻的动作都随意了许多，她轻巧地靠在我的身上，我嗅到她清新的衣香，妻确实是老了，我已有多少日子没有这么近的看过她了，光润的皮肤上，有了细细的皱纹。我怎么没发现过妻有皱纹了呢，还是自己已是多久没有注意到自己这个熟悉到骨头里的女人了呢。

第三天，妻附在我的耳边对我说，院子里的花池拆了，要小心些，别跌倒了。

第四天，在卧室里抱起妻的时候，我有种错觉，我们依旧是十分亲密的爱人，她依旧是我的宝贝，我正在用心去抱她，而所有关于露儿的想像，都变得若有若无起来。

第五天，六天，妻每次都会在我耳边说一些小细节，衣服熨好了挂在哪里，做饭时要小心不要让油溅着，我点着头，心里的那种错觉也越来越强烈起来。

我没有告诉露儿这一切。感觉到自己越来越不吃力了，似乎是锻炼的结果，我对妻说，现在抱你，不怎么吃力了。

妻 在挑拣衣服，我在一边等着抱她出门。妻试了几件，都不太合适，自己叹了口气，坐在那里，说衣服都长肥了。我笑，但却只笑了一半，我蓦然间想起自己越来越不 吃力了，不是我有力了，而是妻瘦了，因为她将所有的心事压在心里。那一瞬间，心里紧紧地疼起来，我伸出手去，试图去抚妻的额角。

儿 子进来了，爸爸，该抱妈妈出门了。他催促着我们，似乎这么些天来，看我抱妻出门，已经成了他的一个节目。妻拉过儿子，紧紧地抱住，我转过了脸不去看，怕自 己将所有的不忍转成一个后悔的理由。从卧室出发，然后经客厅，屋门，走道，我抱着妻，她的手轻巧而自然地揽在我的脖子上。我紧紧地拥着她的身体，感觉像是 回到了那个新婚的日子，但妻越来越轻的身体，却常常让我忍不住想落泪。

最后一天，我抱起妻的时候，怔在那里不走。儿子上学去了，妻也怔怔地看着我说，其实，真想让你这样抱到老的。我紧紧地抱了妻，对她说，其实，我们都没有意识到，生活中就是少了这种抱你出门的亲密。

停 下车子的时候，我来不及锁上车门，我怕时间的延缓会再次打消我的念头。我敲开门，露儿一脸的惺松。我对她说，对不起露儿，我不离婚了。真的不离了。露儿不 相信一般看着我，伸出手来，摸着我的头，说你没发烧呀。我打开露儿的手，看着她，对她说，对不起露儿，我只有对你说对不起，我不离婚了，或许我和她以前， 只是因为生活的平淡教会了我们熟视无睹，而并不是没有感情,我今天才明白。我将她抱进了家门，她给我生儿育女，就要将她抱到老，所以，只有对你说对不起。

露儿似乎才明白过来，愤怒地扇了我一耳光，关了门，大哭起来。我下楼，开车去公司。路过那家上班时必经的花店的时候，我给妻子订了一束她最喜欢的情人草，礼品店的小姐拿来卡片让我写祝语，我微笑着在上面写上：我要每天抱你出家门，一直到老。

男的都应该用心看看，每个男人到你成功时，也许都会有这种经历，学学吧，不要让自己老时后悔了,伤害最大的是孩子，如果成功后不要妻子，还不如不要成功，一家过苦日子也许也是幸福。

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Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua.

So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are ."






Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phoneGREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don'tPURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."


The manager fainted....


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快 乐 的 磁 铁 ( 转 贴 )

快 乐 的 磁 铁 ( 转 贴 )

多心的人总东想西想胡思乱想，

结果很容易困在一团思绪的乱麻中，动弹不得。

有时候，与其多心，不如少根筋。

你是一块磁铁，相不相信？

其实你真的是一块磁铁。

当你身心愉悦、喜欢自己、对这个世界充满善意，

美好的东西就自然地被你所吸引。

相反的，当你悲观、郁闷、觉得什么都不对劲，

负面的一切也就相继来报到了。

因为你是一块磁铁，吸引的都是你相信的东西，

所以「快乐的你」就吸引让你快乐的人、事、境，

「烦忧的你」则吸引让你烦忧的人、事、境。

你今天心情好吗？

你不说话，但眼底的神色已回答了一切。

那么，就别让自己继续躲在心事重重的甲壳里吧！

「烦恼」这种烦人的东西是想出来的啊！

若是不想就不存在，你没听过这句话吗？

去喝一杯咖啡，买一件衣服，剪一种新发型。

去吃一筒冰淇淋，走一条街，看一场电影。

去看一个老朋友，聊一回往事，数一晚星星。

让自已好过的方法很多，而且善待自己是道德的。

除非，你坚持

躲在潮湿的甲壳里更快乐。

你今天心情好吗？

希望你也是一块快乐的磁铁。

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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect... It means that you have to look beyond the imperfections

Mr Bean...

"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect... It means that you have to look beyond the imperfections"

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR:

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Shop Assistant: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it okay?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't se! e any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean: (Crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes)

Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: What now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too... I got stucked on the escalator for 3hrs.


9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful... is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure

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那最初的心还在吗?

有个老魔鬼看到人间的生活过得太幸福了，他说：「我们要去扰乱一下，要不然魔鬼就不存在了。」

他先派了一个小魔鬼去扰乱一个农夫。因为他看到那农夫每天辛勤地工作，可是所得却少得可怜，但他还是那么快乐，非常知足。

小魔鬼就开始想，要怎样才能把农夫变坏呢？他就把农夫的田地变得很硬，让农夫知难而退。 那农夫敲半天，做得好辛苦，但他只是休息一下，还是继续敲，没有一点抱怨。小魔鬼看到计策失败，只好摸摸鼻子回去了。

老魔鬼又派了第二个去。第二个小魔鬼想，既然让他更加辛苦也没有用，那就拿走他所拥有的东西吧！那小魔鬼就把他午餐的面包跟水偷走，他想，农夫做得那么辛苦，又累又饿，却连面包跟水都不见了，这下子他一定会暴跳如雷！

农夫又渴又饿地到树下休息，想不到面包跟水都不见了！「不晓得是哪个可怜的人比我更需要那块面包跟水？ 如果这些东西就能让他得温饱的话，那就好了。」又失败了，小魔鬼又弃甲而逃。

老魔鬼觉得奇怪，难道没有任何办法能使这农夫变坏？就在这时第三个小魔鬼出来了。 他对老魔鬼讲：「我有办法，一定能把他变坏。」

小魔鬼先去跟农夫做朋友，农夫很高兴地和他作了朋友。因为魔鬼有预知的能力，他就告诉农夫，明年会有干旱，教农夫把稻种在湿地上，农夫便照做。结果第二年别人没有收成，只有农夫的收成满坑满谷，他就因此而富裕起来了。

小魔鬼又每年都对农夫说当年适合种什么，三年下来，这农夫就变得非常富有。他又教农夫把米拿去酿酒贩卖，赚取更多的钱。慢慢地，农夫开始不工作了，靠着经济贩卖的方式，就能获得大量金钱。

有 一天，老魔鬼来了，小魔鬼就告诉老魔鬼说：「您看！我现在要展现我的成果。这农夫现在已经有猪的血液了。」只见农夫办了个晚宴，所有富有的人都来参加；喝 最好的酒，吃最精美的餐点，还有好多的仆人侍候。他们非常浪费地吃喝，衣裳零乱，醉得不省人事，开始变得像猪一样痴肥愚蠢。 「您还会看到他身上有着狼的血液。」小魔鬼又说。

这时，一个仆人端着葡萄酒出来，不小心跌了一跤。 农夫就开始骂他：「你做事这么不小心！」「唉！主人，我们到现在都没有吃饭，饿得浑身无力。」「事情没有做完，你们怎么可以吃饭！」

老魔鬼见了，高兴地对小魔鬼说：「唉！你太了不起！你是怎么办到的？」 小魔鬼说：「我只不过是让他拥有比他需要的更多而已，这样就可以引发他人性中的贪婪。」

心若改变，你的态度跟着改变；

态度改变，你的习惯跟着改变；

习惯改变，你的性格跟着改变；

性格改变，你的人生跟着改变。

这篇文章分享给每一个在为梦想努力奋斗的你，提醒我们在努力追求梦想的同时， 千万不要忘了最初的本心。

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Anger and Love have no limits

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life.....

Things are to be used and people are to be loved But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved...let this year be careful to keep this thought in mind:

Things are to be used, but People are to be loved ...

Be yourself....This is the only day we HAVE.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

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Jokes: 林蛋大

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