Arrangement of Meeting

Boss said to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wif e has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
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美丽的遗憾

看过一个访问节目， 主持人访问是一位香港的女总裁

她拥有权力、金钱、地位。。。

如果是外人当然非常羡慕她！ 坦白说我也很希望能像她那么本领

不过别以为这样风光的背后就没有心血事哦

她。。。 的遗憾是没有时间陪伴自己的父母

很欣赏她说的这句话：“爱情没有了，你伤心多久？一年半载？给够你一年半！再不然就开始另一段恋情来填补！ 爱人外遇，你恨多久？ 爱人跑了！你悲伤多久？ 两年好吗？ 伴侣离世，你哀伤多久？痛多久？ 给你五年好吗？ 这些你都可以寻找更新、代替。。。”

“唯一不能代替取代更新的就是自己的父母！ 父母一旦离开了～ 我们的心永远都有一种遗憾，责怪自己没有好好的对待他们！”

她拥有很多可是却在父母在世的时候没有好好的陪伴在身边。。 这些就是她无法填补的遗憾

我们会有很多遗憾，但是不一定全是最坏的！

每天去工作放工回家的路程都会经过坟墓区。。。

自己每天都在想---- 躺在里头的人其实并不是最痛苦！

反而生存着的我们才是苦～

因为躺着的人没有了包袱，反而是我们却带着遗憾

表哥十四岁就离开了，我对他的遗憾和挂念是---- 为何看不到你最后一脸，奈何我们不能一起长大。。 你最后一次生日我送的礼物、你爱的叮当、你送的生日bear bear全是我最珍贵的东西！ 收藏叮当是我对你的怀念

外公外婆离开---- 我对他们并没有太多回忆，因为语言上的不通～ 但我知道他们很疼孙。。 对他们的遗憾是未能孝顺他们。。 他们离开的时候我还在年高中和大学

太公离开---- 对他我的记忆更少，遗憾的是我才刚工作他就离开了～ 我还未来得及孝顺他

孝顺不是说用钱来买开心，但至少我想用我的钱来买东西给他们。。 只是我还没有哪个机会

所以我很珍惜我身边出现的每个人，因为我们不知道下一秒会变成怎样～

就算他/她曾经出卖、伤害、疼我、关心、还是做了很多让我伤心的事情

我依然还是谢谢他们的出现！ 毕竟世界那么大我们能遇上也是一种缘分

也许别人会说我笨、笑我傻。。。 但换个角度看你会看到不一样的东西

如果没有他们的出现，我的人生怎么会改写呢？ 我不会变得如此大量不计较

我不会看到远方。。。 因为他们的伤害让我更坚强、不执着

《爱情的伤害让我更明白自己需要什么，友情的出卖让我更懂得看明人心》

莎莎希望明天过后新的一年大家都顺心顺利

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Thanks for your time

A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.

It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the pa st and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him.

Over the phone, his mother told him, 'Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday..' Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.

'Jack, did you hear me?'

'Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago,' Jack said.

'Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put it,' Mom told him.

'I loved that old house he lived in,' Jack said.

'You know, Jack, after your father died, Mr. Belser stepped in to make sure you had a man's influence in your life,' she said.

'He's the one who taught me carpentry,' he said. 'I wouldn't be in this business if it weren't for him. He spent a lot of time teaching me things he thought were important...Mom, I'll be there for the funeral,' Jack said.

As busy as he was, he kept his word. Jack caught the next flight to his hometown. Mr. Belser's funeral was small and uneventful. He had no children of his own, and most of his relatives had passed away.

The night before he had to return home, Jack and his Mom stopped by to see the old house next door one more time.

Standing in the doorway, Jack paused for a moment. It was like crossing over into another dimension, a leap through space and time. The house was exactly as he remembered. Every step held memories. Every picture, every piece of furniture....Jack stopped suddenly.

'What's wrong, Jack?' his Mom asked.

'The box is gone,' he said

'What box?' Mom asked.

'There was a small gold box that he kept locked on top of his desk. I must have asked him a thousand times what was inside. All he'd ever tell me was 'the thing I value most,' Jack said.

It was gone. Everything about the house was exactly how Jack remembered it, except for the box. He figured someone from the Belser family had taken it.

'Now I'll never know what was so valuable to him,' Jack said. 'I better get some sleep. I have an early flight home, Mom.'

It had been about two weeks since Mr. Belser died. Returning home from work one day Jack discovered a note in his mailbox. 'Signature required on a package. No one at home. Please stop by the main post office within the next three days,' the note read.

Early the next day Jack retrieved the

package. The small box was old and looked like it had been mailed a hundred years ago. The handwriting was difficult to read, but the return address caught his attention. 'Mr. Harold Belser' it read.

Jack took the box out to his car and ripped open the package. There inside was the gold box and an envelope.

Jack's hands shook as he read the note inside. 'Upon my death, please forward this box and its contents to Jack Bennett. It's the thing I valued most in my life.' A small key was taped to the letter. His heart racing, as tears filling his eyes, Jack carefully unlocked the box. There inside he found a beautiful gold pocket watch.

Running his fingers slowly over the finely etched casing, he unlatched the cover.

Inside he found these words engraved:

'Jack, Thanks for your time! -Harold

Belser.'

'The thing he valued most was...my time'

Jack held the watch for a few minutes, then called his office and cleared his appointments for the next two days.

'Why?' Janet, his assistant asked.

'I need some time to spend with my son,' he said.

'Oh, by the way, Janet, thanks for your time!'

'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away,'

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be

living.

7. You are special and unique.

8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

12. A lways remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

13 . Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you'll both be happy .

14. If you have a great friend, take the

time to let them know that they are great.

Send this letter to all the people you care about, if you do so, you will certainly brighten someone's day and might change their perspective on life...for the better.

To everyone I sent this to

'Thanks for your time

Anita Chan.

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